i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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