You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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