we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
