I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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