I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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