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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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