I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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