you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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