You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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