kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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