I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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