He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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