People with herpes should wear stickers.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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