cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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