I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
you traded sex for a burrito?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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