This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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