Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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