Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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