So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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