I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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