sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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