Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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