what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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