I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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