your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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