I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
