last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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