Christians are straight up FREAKS
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Randomize
