All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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