You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
this boner is exhausting
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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