Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
