If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Randomize