Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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