Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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