My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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