He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
