it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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