when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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