So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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