apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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