Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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