ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
tell me about the fingering
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