Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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