I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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