Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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