Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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