Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
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Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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I think I accidentally invented a religion.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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