I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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