just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
