who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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