went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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