no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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